[Sander]

On a sunny summer day Sander went walking around town. As he strolled he thought of the things he was going to do today when he happened upon a gentleman's outfitter with a selection of hats in the front window. There were many hats in the window, some big and some small, some squat and some tall, but there was one hat that took Sander's eye. It sat in the middle of the display; black and sleek, seeming to call out to Sander.
"I shall try that hat on" He said with vigour and went inside to try that hat on.

[Cypress]

A men's outfitter is called a Haberdasher.

[Sander]

I knew that. Who said I didn't?

[Lucien]

Except the man at the front desk was not really a hat salesman. He was a terrorist.

The hat store exploded, and Sander with it.

FIN

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[Snow]

After the store blew it, it was just chaos.

Just then, a single girl walked up to the now ruined store, and picked up a black hat that was still in perfect state. She placed the hat on her head and walked away.

FIN~

[Lucien]

fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[Devlin Kennedy]

And then Devlin's Primeape stole the hat, kicked the shit out of her, and ran away, the hat his forevermore.

[Kalyu]

Then Kalyu's rotom thunder waved the primape, and it couldn't move. Kalyu walked up to it, and snatched the hat.

"Hmm, this reminds me of something.." She mused to herself. She tried putting the hat on, but it didn't fit her head well. "So much for that. Augury," The Rotom-H perked to attention. "Let's try target practice. Overheat!" She spun the hat into the air, and the Rotom threw a flame of fire up, burning the hat to ashes and cinders at their feet.

"G'job."