Eluamous

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Contents 1 Eluamous Nailo, 'Derp of the Black Dragon" 2 Before Team Legend 3 HE DIED 4 :: Pokemon Team :: 5 Theme Music 6 Trivia

[edit] Eluamous Nailo, 'Derp of the Black Dragon"

Age : 21
Height : 6' 1
Eye Color : Steel-Blue
Hair Color : Blond
Affiliation : Team Legend
Nickname : Knight of the Black Dragon

[edit] Before Team Legend

Derpamous was derped south of Blackthorn City, along Route 44 with his father, a former DERPmaster of the Legend derp. An assassin slew his father before his very eyes using a Victreebel (MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAD). Derpamous derped his Charmeleon into battle, only to be quickly derped by the opponent (His Charmeleon should've been put down if it lost to a VICTREEBEL). However, before the opponent's pokemon could kill Derpamous, Derpmeleon derped (Should still be put down). Derpemous set off to derp.

Derpmous was marked as a Dragon Trainer early on due to the relationship with his Derpizard. Derpamous was derped into the training core, two years later becoming a member of the Crusaders of Team Legend (read= imaginary group of people). Four years after he derped, Derpamous took a leave of derp from the team, intent on derping a new dragon that was rumored to derp within the caverns of Mount Coronet. His imaginary friend gave Derpamous a Metang. After leaving he caught a Gible. Derpamous derped his way to Celestic Town, where he took etchings of Palkia and Dialga embedded within the wall back to his club house to fap to. Derpamous derpy derpity derp derp derp derp derp derp on his way to derpity derp derp when he derpity derp derp broadsword derp derp fucking retarded.

Then he returned to Team Legend.

He derped and had his sword taken away. He baawwwwed.

[edit] HE DIED

A seviper ate him.

The seviper then suffered from food poisoning.

[edit] :: Pokemon Team ::

(Underlined Pokemon are the six original members of his team)

~ Charizard (Baldorias): Young guy Derpamous keeps calling old

~ Kingdra (Sepheria): Dat feesh

~ Ampharos (Tearju): YOU GOTTA FEEL IT! IT'S ELECTRIC!

~ Salamence (Kranz): Fat Dregen

~ Metagross (Beluga): The one the imaginary friend gave him

~ Flygon (Naizer): DREGEN

~ Weavile (Xio-Li): SO EMO

~ Gabite (Ash): HUR DURR NAMED AFTER DAT KID

~ Bronzong (Mason): HURP DURRRP

~ Dragonite (Emilio) [On-Loan to Sorcha]: IT'S ANOTHER DREGEN

[edit] Theme Music

Elu's theme - derpy derp
Alternative version - derp

[edit] Trivia

• Eluamous's name is a spinoff of the Unforgotten Realms character.
• A recently revealed fact is that Eluamous's hair is dyed blond. His hair is naturally brown. This is undeniable proof that he is a fagget.
• Most of Eluamous's pokemon are nicknamed after the Chronos Numbers of Black Cat [both manga and anime], further proving that not only is he a fagget, but he's also a weeaboo.
• Elu is really freaking derpy. Derpderpderp