WolfricTheRed

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Wolfric Reidrick
Wolfric The Red's Trainer Card
Alias	Wolfric The Red
Age	32
Hair Color	Brown
Eye Color	Hazel
Height	5'10
Weight	223lb
Born	April 22, 22PR
Home Town	Goldenrod
Faction	Valiant
Title	Creeper

Bio

A man in red with an awesome hat (but not as awesome as Lucien's)

Backstory

"Always remember that knowledge is the greatest of powers. And red is an awesome color"

Originally spoken by Wolfric's senile grandfather, a man who imagined there was a magical tunnel to Kanto in the Underground; nevertheless held true to Wolfric his entire life. Doing work for various organizations, Wolfric made several tidy sums doing jobs for museums, libraries, distressed housewives, and eventually Valiant.

Pokemon

Scorpio(Kabutops): Constantly serious, except when food is involved.

Sagittarius(Machamp): Always in a good mood, even when the others break stuff.

Taurus(Swampert): Incredibly lazy unless there's a fight.

Aries(Medicham): Loves to wander off. Unfortunately, has problems wandering back.

Gemini(Starmie): Silent and aloof. Communicates through blinking Morse code.

Aquarius(Azumarill): Quick to play and quick to anger. Mode of transport while on land. YEEHAW!

Libra (Claydol): The bastard who tried to blow Wolfric up while in some ruins.

Pisces (Empoleon): The cunt who hurt his coat. Oh he shall know pain and much physical labor before he is through