Love on the Sand

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Though many people on the site will state otherwise, the Plus Mode thread Love on the Sand is one of PD's most popular topics. It consists of erotic stories in which a random user of the site is paired with, and then raped by a random pokemon. Though the thread doesn't consist entirely of rape, some of the sex is consensual while some (about half) is gay sex. One story is about a grown man raping a small girl (she's about eleven in that story). Though it turns into consensual sex in the end, making both of them horrible people.

As stated earlier, most members will lie about liking the thread, stating that they think it's horrible and should be deleted, though the hit count states otherwise. Many people have read the thread, and many more will read and fap to it, proving that Love on the Sand is a necessary evil for Pokemon Destruction.

Contents

Notable Occurrences

Please note that this section contains spoilers. If you don't want to ruin the fun of reading LotS for yourself, stop reading now.

  • Cypress gets his dick cut off
  • Loitnan gets molested by a Munchlax and has a Muk crammed up his ass
  • Loitnan develops a daily habit of shoving as many Electrode as possible into every orifice (and reaches a new record 72)
  • Melles gets raped to death by a bunch of Nidoking
  • "OH LAWDY ONIX, IT'S BIG, KEEP GOING"
  • Pat and his Kingdra swap genders. Rape ensues.
  • Irie gets his dick nailed and exploded
  • Karion pretends to be Anndes and has sex with Lucerne. WHAT A TWEEST.

Reception

Please note: The thread is regularly cleaned out, with commentary deleted. As such very little remains.

 
 
....I read the first 3 posts...and I feel that I am now a changed me..I don't think I will ever regain what was lost this day. Holy shit why Arceus why?!
 

 

Zeitrei

 
 
This is what gives Pokemon fans a bad name. But I am laughing nonetheless.
 

 

Darus

 
 
..Why?
 

 

Sigma

 
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GODDAMMIT
 

 

Rock

 
 
Oh god I jack off nine times
 

 

Lucien

How to write a LotS thread

1. Find two or more characters to pair together. Bonus points if the pairing involves pedophilia, homosexuality or bestiality. (the average post gets 2 bonus points)

2. Create a completely unbelievable scenario that makes buttsexes possible between these characters. The more absurd, the better.

3. Write a lengthy post involving devious sexual activities.

4. If it still isn't terrible enough, throw some fetishes into the mix and consider having one or more characters killed in the process of lovemaking

Summary of the thread.

Pairing in LotS are often found at random. These are the current stories within the thread.

Tsilini/Rampardos/Espeon - Tsilini gets it from a Rampardos on a beach, also Espeon.

Cypress/Porygon - Ports close for Cypress

Loitnan/Munchlax/Muk - Very disturbing, Loitnan takes it from a Muk.

Halcyon/Lopunny - Here Hal gives his Lopunny a good rape, cake is shared by all.

Loitnan/Electrode - The man loves his Electrodes.

Casiphia/Tangrowth - Does this need a description?

Melles/Nidoqueen/Nidokings - Melles gets drilled, if you know what I mean.

Rock/Onix - Onix isn't the only thing that's hard.

Sting/Roserade - Sting loves his Roserade. Literally.

Cyan/Gastly/Haunter/Gengar - Delicious loli juices.

Sting/Bastiodon - GIGAAAA IMPAAACTO!

Sting/Shayde/Associates - The rare no-pokemon involved story(if you don't count the twist ending.). Also fox ears.

Sting/Cypress - Good times in Cypress's lab.

Loki/Jolteon - Loki likes lightning between her legs.

Irie/IswearimnotGinga - Dominatrix Shota, tortures a Legend

Sonny/Prof/Doc/Sigma -The gayest thing you'll ever read.

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Love on the Sand